I've got my Visa card
the starting line is near.
I'll decorate my yard
the neighborhood will cheer.
The fam'lies on the street will not outdo my
christmas lights.
All the lights and animation
what a christmas sight
It's gonna be a big delight.
Each year we'll kill ourselves
the houses on our street.
The old stuff on the shelves
will have new company.
The house they'll come to see with cam'ras ready
shining bright.
All the lights and animation
what a christmas fight
It's gonna be a blinding sight.
Even Santa as he flies
will have to shade his eyes.
Rudolph with his nose so bright
blinded, though it's night.
Gotta beat my neighbor Jim, I'll make a fool of him.
So even if we blow a fuse,
I'm gonna make the evening news.
It's coming to an end
the rush is almost through.
The children and their friends
are looking forward to
the presents and the tree
and my amazing -- christmas lights.
So if we got the reason for the season right
it's all about my christmas lights!